*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
“You are not alone” can be the most uplifting or terrifying phrase ever depending on its context.
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
When I ask a heterosexual girl if they think another girl is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no:
When I ask a homosexual guy if a girl is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no”
When I ask a homosexual girl if they think a guy is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no”
So why is it when I ask a heterosexual guy if they think another guy is attractive, they answer is always “OMG HOW SHOULD I KNOW I’M NOT GAY NO HOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”?
"son, are you ok? you look so pale" "❤♠☹☯† i’m fine mom †☯☹♠❤”